Oh nothing. Just walking down the street watching a comet get lassoed. #tweetsfromthefuture http://new.livestream.com/account... https://twitter.com/sacca...
Arrived in SF earlier than planned. Would normally take the time to check in with founders. But seriously, who is at work at 7:44AM?
Twitter is a magical service with a great CEO, an ideal team, and the best users. Excited for Analyst Day tomorrow: http://www.bloomberg.com/news...
RT @owasow: Poll tax Supreme Court struck down in 1966 was ~$11. Obtaining a legally recognized voter id card now ~$75 to $175. http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinion...
The Irish Goodbye except you tell everyone you're Irish Good-bying.
Gilfoyle! “@brettc: The real Silicon Valley meets the alternate universe @MartinStarr? http://t.co/5vSNnv7hT8”
You. Make. No. Sense. “@SenTedCruz: "Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Net shouldn't operate at the speed of government.”
RT @TechCrunch: Uber Introduces Its Vehicle Financing Program In India, Its First Rollout In Asia http://techcrunch.com/2014... by @jonrussell
RT @tim_brannigan: If only bananas had robust, natural, bio-degradable packaging of their own. Some sort of peelable skin, perhaps. https://twitter.com/tim_bra...
Apparently today the @NFL decided to show prior season re-runs. That's the only explanation for how big the @nyjets are winning. @garyvee
RT @darrenrovell: Here's a first: Jersey with owner's name & sale price! https://twitter.com/HJKfore... (via @charbo12)
So f'd up... "Pregnant, and No Civil Rights" http://www.nytimes.com/2014... via @nuzzel
RT @ijustine: Hahaha listening to a small child try to explain what a hashtag is to her dad — “I think it means… awesome”
"Dad, do you want to play business with me?" —My 3-year-old daughter getting started early
Two baby pandas do their best impression of our kids at bedtime. https://t.co/lGM3XVOHEo
RT @amyschumer: Tonight I get to perform at Carnegie Hall because I practiced. https://twitter.com/amyschu...
RT @someecards: A horse went to a hospital to fulfill her dying human's wish, and to make the Internet sob. http://happyplace.someecards.com/animals... https://twitter.com/someeca...
RT @TheBotLebowski: Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
RT @shak: Follow Friday = @China
I love this @nytimes interview with @MelodyMcC all about kicking ass as a woman despite tech's male biases: http://www.nytimes.com/video...
My younger daughter's fifth word is "Roomba." I have very mixed feelings about this.
A friend's stark yet beautiful take on losing his son: “@kennethn: I wrote something intensely personal about Riley. https://t.co/EAMOI2YfnB
I feel most alive after I ship a piece of writing.
RT @SophiaBush: Ladies and gents, I am so thrilled that styleseat has officially hit #Chicago! Follow styleseatchi for… http://instagram.com/p...
RT @cjc: 50% of the Apple Pay apps featured on the App Store are built on @Stripe. https://twitter.com/cjc...
RT @SInow: Check out our 4th annual @twitter 100! http://www.si.com/sports-... Did we miss someone? Let us know #sitwitter100 https://twitter.com/SInow...
RT @BradWieners: Congratulations, Voters. You Just Made This Climate Denier the Most Powerful Senator on the Environment. http://www.newrepublic.com/article... via @tnr
Ever have a three-Advil headache but only one Advil left? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki...
RT @ClaraJeffery: At least we can smoke pot at gay weddings.
RT @johnmoe: 29% of Louisianans say Obama (elected in 2008) was to blame for poor federal response to Hurricane Katrina (2005). http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewir...