Mark Davidson

On this day November 11th, in 2011, TES Skyrim was released. Let us join in a moment of silence for the thousands of hours lost by so many.

On this day November 11th, 2011, Skyrim was released. Let us join in a moment of silence for the thousands of hours lost by so many.

I wonder how much time people spend each year looking for a movie to watch on Netflix. Ended up watching Vine. More efficient entertainment.

Sorry, Twitter stream of consciousness interrupted by my realization that this movie isn't going to get any better. The search begins anew.

I'm sitting with my wife, watching Netflix together, while she knits a cowl/muffler to give to a random homeless person.

Wife just told me I'm lucky to be with her. I responded by telling her I could be a model and then struck my best JCPenney pose. #nailedit

RT @mjnbrn: @markdavidson The only thing that can make #Morrowind better is Sriracha!

The Guardian: Video games are not making us more violent, study shows [Probably too tired from sleepless nights] http://www.theguardian.com/technol...

New Study Finds Violent Games Might Actually Curb Real-World Violence #duh http://www.kotaku.com.au/2014...

Does a U.S. Senator go home at the end of the day and say to their spouse, "Wow Honey, my Twitter account is really blowing up. Nailed it!"?

Does a U.S. Senator go home at the end of the day and say to their spouse, "Wow Honey, my Twitter account is really blowing up. Nailed it!"

Currently eating popcorn while reading all the peeved responses to Senator Cruz's recent tweet trolling Twitter about net neutrality.

When manipulative speech is done right, it causes people to rally and cheer. When executed incorrectly, it just makes people really angry.

Is there any reasonable person in America who believes that the integrity of our Internet should rest in the hands of cable monopolies?

Apparently Senator Cruz is pro-robber baron. (I can do the politically clever, yet inflammatory and manipulative, word dance too.)

"Internet access monopolies punish rivals and catch innocent bystanders in the crossfire—legally." https://t.co/YopQZSPt75

RT @SenTedCruz: "Net Neutrality" is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government.

Cable companies 'stunned' by President Obama's 'extreme' net neutrality proposals http://www.theguardian.com/technol...

President Obama: Regulate broadband Internet like a utility so it 'works for everyone' http://www.cnet.com/news...

President Obama says FCC should reclassify internet as a utility http://www.theverge.com/2014...

I'm pretty sure this is why Red Mountain exploded. #justmorrowindthings

I just banged my head on the corner of a shelf while looking for my TES Morrowind case... See, I'm already facing The wrath of Almsivi.

You aren't even supposed look directly at my TES Morrowind discs. Eyes should be cast down in quiet reverence while gently handling them.

Or why I'm now frantically trying to find the protective plastic tabernacle to put said TES Morrowind Tribunal disc back into.

I don't think my wife fully appreciates why I'm upset that I just found a TES Morrowind Tribunal disc lying face up on the wood floor.

Currently basking in the glow of my Reddit upvotes.

Waiting in line at Walmart is about as much fun as waiting for the spider eggs inside your Beenie Babies to finally hatch.

"Never before has the need to wear the correct size yoga pants been so clearly illustrated."—Overly Honest Han https://twitter.com/markdav...

RT @MsHeatherBates: @markdavidson Espresso makes me look like Brad Pitt 12 Monkeys-style. Definitely not sexy/mysterious

I am so buying this! https://twitter.com/markdav...

This really is like Lord of The Rings. I'm now in a forest... Wait!?! Is that an elf? https://twitter.com/markdav...