Jordan Brock

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In the recent purges at Twitter, I hope they sacked the person responsible for the conversation timelines in the iPhone client.
First batch of chorizo done! https://twitter.com/jordanb...
Maybe @melanie_brock can translate: “@atetlaw: I'm not understanding something here... http://t.co/mVAAFgMcMp”
A bucket load of salami mix! https://twitter.com/jordanb...
This weekend I will be mostly butchering a pig! https://twitter.com/jordanb...
RT @fez_spencer: Into politics or not...this is clever. And scary.. #auspol #alternativeanthem https://twitter.com/fez_spe...
RT @Refugees: Seeking asylum is lawful and the exercise of a fundamental human right. http://www.unhcr.org/53b5502... https://twitter.com/Refugee...
RT @5Senses: Heading into the outback with fresh coffee, my inverter and this... https://twitter.com/5Senses...
RT @GrogsGamut: It's almost as though in February someone started saying things about the economy that scared consumers... https://twitter.com/GrogsGa...
It seems that the first step for starting a solar panel company is to hire the most aggressive telemarketers known to mankind.
Sweet BEL win! Now we don't have to listen to Americans talking as if they know everything any more. Oh hang on.
Yo bundler. Y U NO CACHE?
In cycling accused drug cheats get suspending for the duration of the investigation. In AFL confessed cheats get hagiographies.
RT @bradfitz: Finally you can test your Android app! #io14 #openecosystem https://twitter.com/bradfit...
RT @HollyBell8: The difference between the longest & shortest days in Fairbanks, #Alaska https://twitter.com/HollyBe...
RT @unsungsongs: I think Clive Palmer is basically for whatever The Australian is against. There are worse ways to make policy.
Clive Palmer and Al Gore. Together at last.
Paging @lavidalibre to the "I just scored 32,208 in @ThreesGame!" smack down phone. http://asherv.com/threes/ https://twitter.com/jordanb...
If the World Cup has accomplished anything positive it's that it had taught a generation of Americans to dislike Ronaldo.
212 commits, a hefty number of merge conflicts and @5Senses website version 6 is live! http://www.fivesenses.com.au
Well, I'm glad our seats are undercover. https://twitter.com/jordanb...
Hmmm, not the best night to have got free tickets to the Dockers game.
.@rianjohnson would totally have had Han Solo killed off at the end of Jedi.
.@mlkshk is going to live! Fuck yeah!
iTunes Radio "The Funk" station starts out by playing Word Up by Cameo. The future is here.