Jordan Brock

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RT @latingle: Thank you to Michael Leunig and whoever pointed out his cartoon from yesterday https://twitter.com/latingl...
Where do international track cyclists buy jeans?
RT @cathywilcox1: Scott Morrison's experiment. https://twitter.com/cathywi...
Wow, I wonder where these people got the design for their website? http://www.cremacoffeehouse.com.au GODDAMN THIEVING BASTARDS!
Operation Sovereign (Unless they're not ours and we're sending AFP officers there because it'll make me look tough) Borders.
WANT! “@firstshowing: Here's the must have Iron Giant robot toy and bolt collectible from @MondoNews @BradBirdA113 http://t.co/NYQszwqxWb”
My guess is that Apple removed battery optimisation code from iOS 8b4. Wow, such battery drain.
RT @jonathangmeyer: Look at the definition of "necklace" in this Hello Kitty children's book: https://twitter.com/jonatha...
I defy you find a better 2:30 of music than this #beatsmusic http://on.beatsmusic.com/albums...
A @mickrogers win in the Tour last night means there's going to be a sizable increase in coffee intake this morning.
RT @rupertmurdoch: Big deal! Australia gets temporary non- veto seat on Security Council. Cost big fortune in foreign aid all over the place No Aussies care
RT @KarlreMarks: What would you do if the IDF was bombing your city? https://twitter.com/IDFSpok...
So wait, we have to listen to the Financial Planning Experts as they know best, but not the Climate Science Experts because they're wrong?
I bet Al Gore is super happy with his support staff for linking him with such a bloviating fucktard in Palmer.
RT @SimonChapman6: Hansard publishes my response to Sen John Madigan's privileged comments about me & the wind industry http://www.aph.gov.au/~...
And also one where Hockey doesn't get Medicare or insurance coverage for his impending cigar-induced throat cancer scare.
It's a lefty fantasy but I could really support a future timeline where Abbott & Morrison have to answer for all this shit at The Hague
RT @ColouredView: "We've done it, again Greggy!" "Dead right Tony!' *Wink* "You've made your mark, the world will take notice now." https://twitter.com/Coloure...
Had a nespresso last night. You people who defend that shit as "acceptable" need to rot in hell.
RT @davpope: This week's political learnings <my cartoon in today's @canberratimes, gallery: http://www.canberratimes.com.au/photoga...> https://twitter.com/davpope...
That said, Kevin Rudd deserved everything he got, and more.
I know it's a democracy and all, but just a gentle "FUCK YOU" to the 6,908,710 people who voted for the Coalition.
RT @ANZCCJ: Our Chair Melanie Brock @melanie_brock with Prime Minister Abe @AbeShinzo during his visit to Australia. https://twitter.com/ANZCCJ...
This is what happens when you generate policy based on what Rupert and Alan tell you, wrapping it all up in a catchy soundbite.
Good to see the senate slapping the government around a bit.
Just realised I still have 6.5 weeks of holidays accrued. *drops keyboard and leaves*
In the recent purges at Twitter, I hope they sacked the person responsible for the conversation timelines in the iPhone client.