ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɟıl ʇɐ ʞool oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sǝɯıʇǝɯos #TeamFollowBack
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#FACT - The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind while reading this #sentence.”| #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet
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“总是要记得：你不愿做的事情，会有另一个人愿意” #Always #remember, what you wont do another #Will. :*”--- #fact #teamfollowback #RockTheReTweet
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女儿3岁时，我责备她不该重复别人的谎言，告诫她千万别说谎。 她问为什么，我说：“说谎的小孩会变成花，种在花盆里当装饰。” 为了确定她明白我的苦心，我问：“你知道我的意思吗？” 她冷静地回答：“知道，这是个谎言。”
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The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. -John Maynard Keynes #TeamFollowBack ✔ #FOLLOWNGAIN ✔
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When you repeat a word over and over until it loses meaning, it is called “Jamais vu” and is considered the opposite of Déjà vu. -amazing!
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"以后想报警，先特么学外语吧！“摩西摩西，110呆死嘎？瓦塔西自行车滴丢了！你们滴警察滴通通地开路以马斯麻利儿找去！找不到全都死啦死啦滴哟！八嘎！”电话那头“嗨咦！兄弟们！都特么别喝了，给太君找自行车去！”
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＂【China】瓷窑之国，连谣言都分官谣与民谣，官谣烧敏感瓷，民谣烧杯具！！！＂
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#ThingsIveLearned The more #complicated the #mind, the more #simple the #play. #Fact #TeamFollowBack #FollowBack #RockTheReTweet
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1.球说：要圆滑；2.鼓说：皮要厚，声要响；3.蛇说：还要善于钻空子；4.唢呐说：拼命干，不如死命吹；5.藤说：找好靠山，能省不少劲；6.相机说：必须敢拍，能拍，会拍；7.橡皮筋说：要灵活，能屈能伸；8.彩票说：要运气好才行；9.红包意味深长地说：关键要舍得。
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All Bart Simpson's chalkboard #quotes! http://www.pinterest.com/pin... #teamfollowback #RockTheReTweet
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一老头退休后闲的无聊，于是便天天教鹦鹉说话！ 每早必教它说：“早上好！”可是几个月过后，鹦鹉仍不开口。 老头为此十分气馁，这天早上便没有再继续教了。 这时，只听鹦鹉对着老头大喊道：“老头！今天牛了啊！见我也不问好了？！” #greeting #Chinese #Mandarin
Nov 11, 2014
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"Pacing the floor does not count as a #commute." #instantfollowback #RockTheReTweet #fact #anxiety #Chinese #Translate->在屋里踱来踱去不算上班下班
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"每个女人都在寻找一个爷们，最后才发现，最爷们的原来是自己。" ❤
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#TwitterTip: Never forget those who helped U get 2 the top. Once at the top, reach back & #help the next person up | #TeamFollowBack
Nov 10, 2014
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“據考證，孔子才是twitter開創者，《論語》是最早tweet集：1、每條論語都未超過140字；2、言簡意駭、寓意深刻；3、較為碎片化，多為孔子曬心情，交流哲理；4、互動性強，經常和子貢、顏回、子路等進行RT，互動；5、孔子擁有3000多FOER，其中72人為認證用戶。”
Nov 10, 2014
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人权捍卫者是我们所有人都能获得的头衔。这一工作不需要职业资格证书。对于我们人类，它所依赖的是我们理解我们都有权享有广泛的人权，并且有责任使这一理想成为现实。－联合国人权高级专员：纳瓦尼特姆•皮莱 #humanrights #Chinese
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Good morning tweeple! Here begins another day in tweetdise.
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I'm not telling you it's gonna be easy, I'm telling you it's gonna be worth it. #TeamFollowBack
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#People get easily annoyed/pissed at others who mean a lot to them. #TeamFollowBack #rocktheretweet #relationship
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Some1 died last night, but i didnt. Some1 didnt wake up this morning, but i did. Im not lucky, Im blessed. #Retweet if u R 2 #TeamFollowback
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If you're always tweeting about how high you are, you probably aren't that high. #fact #annoying #immature
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How to #sing #HappyBirthday without #copyright #infringement. http://holykaw.alltop.com/how-to-... | #Birthday #fun
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What I hate most about #Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 #character left, & then having to decide which grammar #crime to commit
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Being #silent is the perfect way to show #contempt. -George Bernard Shaw 沉默是表示轻蔑的最完美方式。——萧伯纳 #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet #doyouagree?
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GAIN NEW FOLLOWERS: 1) Unfollow me 2 REFOLLOW 3 Follow my recent followers 4 REDO! TELL ME HOW MANY U GAIN AS PROOF :) RT 5 #TeamFollowBack
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The more things r #forbidden, the more #popular they become. Mark Twain #Chinese #translate->禁止得越厉害，受欢迎得就更厉害 #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet
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Sometimes we don't #laugh at a #joke only because we don't like the #person who told it. #Fact #TeamFollowBack #RockTheReTweet
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世界上最2的一句英文，莫过于“1:58到2:02”，请大声朗读：two to two to two two~~ #TeamFollowBack #time #hilarious #English #clock #fact #Chinese #language #languages
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Sometimes we don't #laugh at a #joke only b/c we don't #like the #person who told it. #TeamFollowBack #Chinese->有时我们听了笑话不笑，只是因为我们不喜欢说笑话的那个人
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In a successful advertisement it's the graphics that grab you, but it's the text that does the selling. -Pablo PigCasso ✔ #TeamFollowBack
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#ThingsIveLearned Coffee doesn't taste as good as it smells.. ✔ #TeamFollowBack ✔ #AlwaysFollowBack ✔#FOLLOWME ✔ #IFOLLOWBACK ✔ #followback
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