You know it's been a tough week when Tomorrow is Friday is trending on Thursday night.
You know you're old when the health of your back is a topic of conversation at least once a day.
I wish someone would do a portrait series of people who make terrible comments online.
I can tell I'm in a bad mood because Tweets with inspirational quotes are just making me angry.
This conversation about enterprise SSD s from the table behind me is fascinating! And the view of this parking lot is spectacular!
The only positive thing I can say about this cocktail I'm drinking is that it has alcohol in it.
RT @netflix: ICYMI, ABC thinks you should be watching Scandal (and they’re right). Watch it here: http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie... #Oscars
This means Lincoln is going to win.
Quentin Tarantino winning for Best Original Script for Pulp Fiction: http://m.youtube.com/watch...
RT @BuzzFeedJack: If Anne Hathaway and Adele made a movie together, no one on Twitter would know how they were supposed to feel about it.
I want a film editors' reality show. #topeditor
Just stop now.
This means we go into overtime. Brace yourselves.
I'm excited to see all of Twitter hosting the Oscars next year.
I'm surprised that none of you have figured out that Hugh Jackman is a cylon!
RT @theyearofelan: MetaOscars happened when William Shatner actually forecast the future
I travel with my own personal apple box.
Did Amy & Tina sing or dance?
OK. That boobs bit was hilarious.
RT @maggieserota: Okay, Tommy Lee Jones laughed, we can all go home.
radha mitchell is awesome. Reminding myself to watch Red Widow.
Daniel Day Lewis wins for best actor! http://m.youtube.com/watch...
Robert DeNiro winning the Oscar for Raging Bull: http://m.youtube.com/watch...
If you like the Jessica Chastain, be sure to see Take Shelter.
I'm wearing a proenza schouler sweatshirt from @target if anyone is curious.
So far, the black women are winning the red carpet. No offense, white ladies.
.@LievSchreiber has fewer than 3,000 followers what's wrong with you Twitter?!
There are parents out there today having kids so that they're guaranteed free tech support in 12 years.
RT @dougw: Twitter is looking for an Ads API Partner Engineer to help partners make it rain https://t.co/I4nkbBWM9K Bonus: You'd get to work with me.
Went to the Sears Tower skydeck today. 0 visibility. But the light was insane & felt like you're walking into heaven. https://twitter.com/gingerm...
RT @slidestream: In case you were wondering. Should I vine this? http://shouldivinethis.com/