Evan Prodromou

"You may enjoy: http://branvras.free.fr/HuisClo..." - Evan Prodromou

"They're slave-training shit bags. Fuck the Yunkai'i. I hope they all get the flux." - Evan Prodromou

"Did he ever make an alliance marriage for his son and heir, Edmure? If not, why not?" - Evan Prodromou

"Wargs are mind-raping freaks. Fuck wargs. Every one is a ticking time bomb. CotF are... wait for it... cannibal garden gnomes. There. I said it. Also, they are probably the Others. Even if the CotF are awesome happy fun elves, I for one would gladly throw them under the bus to prevent another Field of Fire." - Evan Prodromou

"Thank you! I completely agree. The only people who wield magic in this world are criminal psychopaths: Qarth warlocks, pyromancers, inbred Targaryen mass-murderers and human-sacrificing R'hllor fanatics. Fuck *all* these people. If the masters figured out how to turn off the mojo spigot by poisoning fire-breathing uncontrollable dragons, I say: increase their budget and keep the poison flowing." - Evan Prodromou

"Nice try, Lady Dustin." - Evan Prodromou

"> They mourn their mother, Arya thought, hollowing out a trencher of stale bread to serve as a bowl for her stew. FTFY" - Evan Prodromou

""Nay, Ser Barristan, my trusted Queensguard: sheath your sword. I believe we'll stay here in Meereen a while longer."" - Evan Prodromou

"Wildlings, amphetamines lab, motorcycles, poor judgment. Really, how would Hardhome NOT happen?" - Evan Prodromou

"I cannot wait for the point in the Battle of Winterfell when things are looking really bad for the Mannis and then the Bastard of Nightsong comes in with a unicorn cavalry charge with Rickon, the Skagosi, Hal Mollen and Maege Mormont and Galbart Glover and Howland Reed and a fuckload of crannogmen yelling, "We even freed the Greatjon on the way here! Yippee Kai Yay Bolton and Frey motherfuckers!"" - Evan Prodromou

">Because he's actually a Merling masquerading as a Blackfyre loyalist masquerading as a Targ loyalist. FTFY" - Evan Prodromou

"I noticed the same thing." - Evan Prodromou

"I see what you did there!" - Evan Prodromou

"Why assume that Varys is on the side of instability? At least per his statements at the end of ADWD, he wants peace and prosperity for Westeros. Why would he whisper against a peaceful, bloodless coup?" - Evan Prodromou

"The shadow of the great wolf represents https://www.youtube.com/watch... . The man on fire is https://www.youtube.com/watch..." - Evan Prodromou

"Don't you mean Storm's End?" - Evan Prodromou

"Winter is coming... again." - Evan Prodromou

"Maybe Carts was just as sick of Pycelle as the rest of us." - Evan Prodromou

"Merling agents, trying to hide the truth." - Evan Prodromou

"Merlings are always funny." - Evan Prodromou

"I think they don't have the technology to do it." - Evan Prodromou

"I'm pretty sure they're ravens, not crows." - Evan Prodromou

"But you're cool with POV characters dying after 3 books?" - Evan Prodromou

"Until you see "Jon was not dead" in a book by GRRM, it's not certain. People on /r/asoiaf have a different idea of certainty, though." - Evan Prodromou

""All haters must hate."" - Evan Prodromou

"AWESOME." - Evan Prodromou

"Oh, wait; this could be seen another way. Like Bran warged into Hodor and stayed there, only able to say "Bran"." - Evan Prodromou

"I just got choked up." - Evan Prodromou

"http://branvras.free.fr/HuisClo..." - Evan Prodromou

"The Winterfell Huis Clos supposes she is from North of the Wall and related to Val and Dallas via a theoretical House with a weirwood sigil." - Evan Prodromou