Creeper
Jul 3, 2014
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Brant Walker
Are you talking to me?
Have you ever unfollowed someone, just because you didn’t like their face?
Jul 2, 2014
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God damn Red Bull
Jul 2, 2014
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Why would you tweet about being in therapy? Is that part of your therapy or something? We really don't need to know about it.
Jul 2, 2014
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I would also like Western Dental to know that I am never going to return their calls, EVER AGAIN.
Jul 2, 2014
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I shipped something to Russia, once, and it took like 15 weeks to get there.
Jul 2, 2014
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When dealing with Russians on eBay, is it save to ship it to their “friend” in the U.S.?
Jul 2, 2014
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Soccer
Jul 1, 2014
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Remember that time Sergio Romo retweeted me when I was sick in the hospital with conjunctivitis?
Jun 29, 2014
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RT @TheOneTrueDisco: How to stalk a girl without being a creep: 1. Be incredibly good looking.
Jun 29, 2014
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RT @BrianLynch: That old balloon house dude from UP is most definitely dead by now
Jun 29, 2014
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The strawberry cream pies at McDonald’s are pretty good
Jun 28, 2014
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Transformers is at 15% on RottenTomatoes… way to go, Michael Bay.
Jun 28, 2014
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RT @CCTimes: Tony Gwynn's death and baseball's dirty habit http://www.contracostatimes.com/news...
Jun 28, 2014
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RT @IDS_MP: Radical Cleric @anjemchoudary is upset with this picture. So please do not retweet it. Thank you https://twitter.com/IDS_MP...
Jun 27, 2014
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All I know is that I wouldn’t feel very comfortable leaving Hope Solo alone with my little brother.
Jun 27, 2014
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Even though I’m 6′6″, I could never dunk very well. If I had like another inch on my vertical, I would have been much better.
Jun 27, 2014
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RT @ScienceTrueFact: Male seahorses are the ones who give birth.
Jun 26, 2014
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RT @pbump: losers are winners and up is down and dogs love cats
Jun 26, 2014
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RT @barelysarcasm: Wait, so #USA lost... But we still are moving on?! Just like Vietnam.
Jun 26, 2014
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Ghanarihanna?
Jun 26, 2014
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We are the champions? My friends?
Jun 26, 2014
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RT @TIME: "Breaking Bad" is the most binge-watched TV show ever, study finds http://time.com/2924105...
Jun 25, 2014
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Every starting pitcher should be able to no-hit the @Padres at least a couple times in their career.
Jun 25, 2014
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Have any of you ever sold a really expensive camera lens on Amazon?
Jun 24, 2014
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A’s >>> World Cup
Jun 22, 2014
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RT @TreMelvin: y'all tweeting about the world cup but don't know the difference between a goalie and a quarterback.. https://twitter.com/TreMelv...
Jun 22, 2014
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Up with hope, down with dope!
Jun 22, 2014
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So Adobe wants you to manually uninstall all of the old CC applications?
Jun 18, 2014
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So Adobe wants you to manually uninstall all of the old CC programs?
Jun 18, 2014
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