RT @MasterZap: TODAY is THE DAY we land on a freaking comet, in just a matter of hours. Live stream is HERE: http://new.livestream.com/esa... #CometLanding
Nov 12, 2014
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Brant Walker
Are you talking to me?
What if @KimKardashian is hiding Baymax in her ass?
Nov 12, 2014
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RT @mrr1077: Why do ya'll bother hating people on here? No one's real. We're either a complex computer program or just a figment of a retarded kid's mind
Nov 12, 2014
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http://www.400nudes.com/ is genius
Nov 12, 2014
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RT @GoogleFacts: Humans will regrow a rib equally as strong as the original within only 2 - 3 months of having it surgically shortened.
Nov 11, 2014
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RT @JamieKennedy: Anybody Thirsty? https://twitter.com/JamieKe...
Nov 11, 2014
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RT @MaximWheatley: Elon Musk might just be a lost alien driving the human race to assist him in creating the technology necessary to get home.
Nov 10, 2014
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So… that Simpsons Futurama crossover episode was pretty pathetic
Nov 10, 2014
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Snitches get stitches
Nov 9, 2014
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RT @warriors: Three #NBA teams went into today undefeated. Just one remains so tonight. #LetsGoWarriors
Nov 9, 2014
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I like Peachie O’s
Nov 9, 2014
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What the hell is this? https://twitter.com/brant...
Nov 9, 2014
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Guys, let's get #thingsthatlastedlongerthanebola trending
Nov 8, 2014
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Why is it ok to kill mice, but not skunks? Who got to decide that?
Nov 7, 2014
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I wish I had more family. How do you get more family?
Nov 7, 2014
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I'm not trying to be mean, but I don't think I really want to see Keira Knightley nude.
Nov 7, 2014
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I took like a 4 months break, and Google Chrome is still taking up 100% CPU, for no apparent reason… AND it won't quit.
Nov 6, 2014
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RT @rbilton: remember ebola?
Nov 6, 2014
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AC/DC is like the OJ Simpson of rock bands
Nov 6, 2014
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Soon Canada will be as advanced and developed as Michigan
Nov 6, 2014
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RT @realpilotpriest: Go see Nightcrawler.
Nov 6, 2014
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RT @ClickHole: ’90s Kids Rejoice! The Spider Eggs They Used To Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching! http://www.clickhole.com/article... https://twitter.com/ClickHo...
Nov 6, 2014
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Booooooo Wendy
Nov 6, 2014
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Sooooo my term ranks #1 in Bing and Yahoo, but #40 in Google. What's up with that?
Nov 5, 2014
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you want some cookies, bro?
Nov 5, 2014
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RT @wordlust: Remember, there's still time to brag about voting on multiple social media platforms.
Nov 5, 2014
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RT @ClickHole: Who is this man and why did they say he would never walk again? Any info would be great! http://www.clickhole.com/article... https://twitter.com/ClickHo...
Nov 4, 2014
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I just dumped all of my Oracle stock
Sep 19, 2014
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Crocodile Dundee was a good movie.
Sep 19, 2014
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McClown
Sep 19, 2014
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