Does anybody have 1,000,000 tweets yet?
Aug 8, 2014
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Brant Walker
Are you talking to me?
RT @nbcbayarea: A North Texas mother has set a new world record for the amount of donated breast milk: 414 gallons. http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news...
Aug 8, 2014
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If you have a history of seizures, you shouldn't be driving. It's not rocket science.
Aug 8, 2014
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Why are people surprised another Hobbit movie is coming out? Do you not know what a trilogy is?
Aug 8, 2014
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Bounty websites are illegal?
Aug 7, 2014
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RT @curiositydotcom: The stronger your handshake, the more germs you're spreading with your greeting: https://t.co/KyWl5pWw9u https://twitter.com/curiosi...
Aug 7, 2014
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Ninja Turtles is a flop
Aug 7, 2014
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Struggling to enjoy this Particle Fever documentary...
Aug 7, 2014
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50 First Street - Tower 1 https://twitter.com/brant...
Aug 6, 2014
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RT @ClickHole: Natalie Is Still Determined To Find Her Mom And Apparently Still Unable To Take A Fucking Hint http://www.clickhole.com/article... https://twitter.com/ClickHo...
Aug 6, 2014
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you sick little monkeys
Aug 6, 2014
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RT @RockneCorrigan: pretty sure i saw the actor from guardians of the galaxy eating garbage in my backyard last night.
Aug 5, 2014
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Has anyone else had batch render problems with @autodesk Maya on Mavericks? What a joke this is…
Aug 4, 2014
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RT @colinstu: hardest to follow franchise ever https://twitter.com/colinst...
Aug 3, 2014
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RT @ShipLives: Ebola has killed fewer than 5,000 people...ever. Measles (which some folks refuse to vaccinate kids for) killed 122,000 in 2012 alone.
Aug 2, 2014
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I like extra layers of flavor
Aug 2, 2014
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Guardians of Gaza get Ebola
Aug 2, 2014
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Why are all the flavored coffee creamers from the store lactose free?
Aug 1, 2014
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RT @drsanjaygupta: For the first time in history, a patient with #Ebola will be in the United States. American health care worker being evacuated to Atlanta.
Jul 31, 2014
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If you have Ebola, please refrain from vomiting on other people.
Jul 31, 2014
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Bummer… I was just planning a trip to Liberia. Oh well…
Jul 31, 2014
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RT @SBNation: This Romanian basketball player is 7’4. He is 13 years old. http://www.sbnation.com/lookit... https://twitter.com/SBNatio...
Jul 31, 2014
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I think Superkid could destroy Batkid.
Jul 30, 2014
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RT @badbanana: My career goal is to get suspended with pay.
Jul 30, 2014
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RT @SladeHV: 7'4'' 13-year-old hoopster is just weird. http://uproxx.com/sports... @WorldofIsaac already killing it at @UPROXX https://twitter.com/SladeHV...
Jul 30, 2014
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New Salesforce Tower Animation https://t.co/OzmkZuvKlX
Jul 29, 2014
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Feels like Ebola weather
Jul 29, 2014
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Check out the limited edition Sasha Obama action figure I got at Comic-Con. Only $50!!! #SDCC https://twitter.com/brant...
Jul 28, 2014
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