Romney Promises Any Pennsylvanian Who Votes For Him Can Have Ann Romney For One Hour | The Onion - America's Finest News Source - http://www.theonion.com/article...
Nov 2, 2012
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"In an attempt to sway any voters who remain undecided in the Democratic-leaning state, Republican candidate Mitt Romney announced Friday that any resident of Pennsylvania who votes for him in the upcoming election can have his wife, Ann, for one hour."
- Tudor Bosman