"oh boy. this is a public forum, and i cannot in good conscious encourage over-drinking! To be real, Whiskey Friday isn't really about whiskey, and it's definitely not about getting wasted. It's mostly about (DRAMATIC PAUSE) the people. We don't actually do too many Whiskey Fridays of the public kind, so I would encourage you to show up and lighten the pressure on yourself. You're not expected to recite speeches or "network" or prove anything. It's just a good place for interesting folks to gather, and you can come and go as you please. No rope lines. No checkins. No pretense. Be not afraid." - @baratunde