I didn't set the bar very high when I was younger, so there is still room for improvement. - Ken Morley

"It's never to late to be what you might have been." - George Eliot - Eric Logan

^ George became a woman. - Ken Morley

Only your but is getting older? How strange. - Todd Hoff

I have a portrait of my butt in the attic. - Ken Morley

A Dorian Gray situation? - Todd Hoff

I think George was a woman using a male pseudonym. - Eric Logan

The Arse Of Dorian Gray - Big Joe Silenced