My mother in-law wants us to put a black mark on my kids face to avert the evil-eye. I'm going to get a bunch of temporary tattoos and plaster a Chinese dragon on the side of his face and send her the photos. This request is from a woman who had at least 2 years of college education....
The funny thing is that she thinks he's "contracted" it, because she said he was cute on during their first ever video conferencing with onah and he has a cold.
- InPerpetualMotion(Gina k)