"I hold a special hatred for glitter, because people sometimes use it in my photo studio and it takes me forever to clean it up. So I find this new business, ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com, deviously brilliant. Yes, this company is for those of you willing to spend money to irritate an enemy. They've stocked up on glitter—which they call "the herpes of the craft world"—and they intend to use it: There's someone in your life right now who you fucking hate.... So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage. You've gotta love a company with a question in their FAQ section that reads: "My recipient got glitter in both eyeballs, is now blind & would like to file charges. Help?"" - CW

The FAQ is great! - CW

"How much does it cost? $9.99AUD for anywhere in the world. Come on, it's Australian Dollars so it's probably only a few bucks for you." - CW

"Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate? First off, use your fucking imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere." - CW

"Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter. We've received all orders & working through them. There was a tonne so be patient." - CW