If they touch it, they own it: Vladimir Putin allegedly stole Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring? WTF? http://lgti.me/16rzBxF
I love the description of the theft by Kraft: ““I took out the ring and showed it to [Putin], and he put it on and he goes, ‘I can kill someone with this ring.’ I put my hand out and he put it in his pocket, and three KGB guys got around him and walked out.”—you don't mess with the KGB - .LAG liked that