"My comrade," he said, "forgive my amusement, but it is so complicated to censor a website in your country! You need to pressure storage providers, domain name services, associated payment systems, you need to send fake copyright infringement letters to search engines, give convincing press statements and more. Why, where I am from, we have a central secret database of blacklisted websites... whenever I want to block a site, I just add the address of it to our system and click 'block'!" - Philipp Lenssen