A decades-long clean-up operation at Yasgur’s Farm, site of the 1969 Woodstock music festival which defiled a generation, came to an end this fall, erasing a nearly 50-year-old cultural taint that many still feel will never fully be cleansed from the nation’s psyche. Although it has taken nearly half a century to rid the site of trash, yogurt containers, granola bar wrappers, drug paraphernalia and socialist literature brought in by the nearly 500,000 hygienically-challenged counter-culturalists who descended upon the small dairy farm located in the upstate New York hamlet known as Bethel, the sanitation operation was much more than a simple trash removal undertaking; for one man, it was personal. - Greg GuitarBuster

Note: National Report is satire. This post was less obvious until you read more. - Greg GuitarBuster