"It sounds like lies. As in untruth. Or the effect of huge drama queens, it's hard to tell. We're pretty familiar with the effects of capsaicin. Hell, I'm betting you have local Indian cafes where the overall Scovilles are higher. But how would their copy be received if it went: "We tried it and it was hot as Hell, but some milk chugging, nose running, and eye-squinting, and we made it through alright. Neither of us are into spicy food though, so -- y'know." Compare your fine chaps to any episode of "Man vs Food" on Food Network. Admitting your gut lost out to a mere 7mil Scovilles on a tiny burger is why you guys couldn't hold onto the colonies, you know." - Alexander Williams