"1) He's a laugh, isn't he? 2) He's not Ken. Anyone but Ken. 3) Boris recognises the importance of the City to the capital's economy. Unless you give bankers a break, their wealth will never trickle down to the rest of us. 4) When Boris costs you more, his spending plans add up. When Boris looks at his opponents' spending plans, they clearly don't. 5) Boris isn't afraid to swear at journalists on TV. You've got to f**king respect the man." - M F