Chinese News Issues Bizarre Farewell From Sad, Dying Lunar Rover - http://jalopnik.com/chinese...
Jan 27, 2014
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""The sun has fallen, and the temperature is dropping so quickly... to tell you all a secret, I don't feel that sad. I was just in my own adventure story - and like every hero, I encountered a small problem," said the Rabbit. "Goodnight, Earth," it said. "Goodnight, humanity.""
- Kevin (aka ThreadKilla)
from comments: "My wife knows how to fix her Jade Rabbit. It takes little hearing aid batteries they sell at Walgreens. Works great until you take it into the shower, then it's back to the store for more batteries."
- Big Joe Silenced