"What is this strange, new world I've been transported to? Just a few minutes ago, I was fighting the forces of evil, when suddenly a blue light engulfed me and took me to this place. Was it the crystal? Did it transport me to safety? It looks a lot like my world, but yet... yet I knew it was different. I didn't feel the energy of the crystal. I didn't even feel the power of the moon. And instead of pork buns, I found... cheeseburgers. America, maybe? I've heard of this place before. Where are the girls? Are they ok? I need to find somebody who can help me figure out where I am. That young lady over there near the fountain! She seems like she'd be receptive. I'll just dash over there and start talking to her. "Meow!" Damnit, that's not what I meant. Let's try it again. "Meow meow!" Shit! I can't freaking talk. Maybe I can use my powers to communicate telepathically? Wait, why isn't this working? There's supposed to be a beam of light that comes out of my head! Why isn't there a beam of..." - Ben Parr