new favorite video game. https://t.co/MQj8mZQT1O (from @LastWeekTonight's last ep) Currently a level 37 envoy
RT @zeynep: "The right of the people peaceably to assemble" is in the first amendment of the US constitution. It's in the UN charter.
not content with killing off fictional characters, "Game of Thrones" now killing people in real life http://www.bbc.com/news...
RT @gaberivera: The Ghost of Twitter Future wants you to know you're loved and will be missed, so stick around a while longer, OK?
RT @xeni: WONT SOMEONE THINK OF IAN MACKAYE HE IS A NICE PERSON THIS IS NOT COOL GUYS https://twitter.com/xeni...
RT @samuelpepys: So to bed.
In the future of 1980, people were going to spend all day in front of a keyboard. (eh, maybe they got that one right) https://twitter.com/yesthat...
1980 was going to be all beige jumpsuits and underwater-launched single-stage-to-orbit hypersonic scramjets
SECRET LOCATION . . . . BENEATH FILM STUDIO https://t.co/2fSYHNERHW
RT @BillB: Paleo? Is that where you hit someone over the head with a rock and take their food?
That August 1945 NYT is amusing. Had to look up what a "comptometer" was. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... https://twitter.com/yesthat...
got served a Louis Vuitton ad ("Shoes across Paris?" SRSLY?) but it had this AWESOME song in it https://t.co/pUFhmnyu8c
the Jalapeño Double at McDonald's: simply, the best hamburger available without a prescription. 🍔
tried the Cappuccino flavor of Lay's potato chips. The inventor must have lamented, "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of taste buds"
huh. sky looks the same in Windows as it currently does through windows https://twitter.com/yesthat...
♫ no i'm not complaining / yes it could be worse ♫ http://www.youtube.com/watch...
NSA: We do not spy on Americans. [months later] Oh THAT spying. CIA: We did not spy on the Senate. [months later] Oh THAT spying.
also you have to love an ice cream sandwich that doesn't "melt" so much as "ooze hydraulic fluid" http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...
um, hello, titanium dioxide has a melting point of 3,349°F. what did you expect? http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs... (via @capitalweather)
today's theme song was "I just want to get along" https://t.co/gRR70H2aC4
RT @HirokoTabuchi: Love this: sumo wrestlers on a plane, via @nippon_en & @hakkakubeya sumo stable https://twitter.com/HirokoT...
RT @tmbg: .@martybeller: kid says "Dad, I want to be a drummer when I grow up." Dad says "Son--you can't have it both ways"
JUST IN: New York Times calls for marijuana legalization after noting that "Maureen Dowd is, like, totally mellow since that candy bar"
RT @owillis: superman: don't be a dick to refugees https://twitter.com/owillis...
RT @owillis: superman debunks racist stereotyping! https://twitter.com/owillis...
RT @owillis: superman BLASTS antisemitism and religious intolerance https://twitter.com/owillis...
The future was supposed to be raw concrete and Helvetica. Not this aluminum and white paint that wants to be an Apple Store when it grows up
New subway line going for "quirky international airport terminal" aesthetic. #BringBackBrutalism https://twitter.com/yesthat...
RT @ForeignPolicy: Florida congressman mistakes top U.S. officials for foreigners. Don't worry, there's a video. http://thecable.foreignpolicy.com/posts... https://twitter.com/Foreign...
at intermission in the Python show, everyone took out phones. Seemed less healthy than going to the lobby for a cig. https://twitter.com/yesthat...