What's wrong with your feet? "I have socks on them!" -- @thewigglyolive
Apr 6, 2014
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after #RAD : Hair rinsed out yellow, face was mostly pink, right nostril was blue, left was purple. #itsnot
Apr 5, 2014
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TouchID works through a plastic Baggie!
Apr 5, 2014
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If you're watching the sharks/kings game at home, we are atop the 'Authentic Fan' section. Usually get airtime in second #BeatLA
Apr 4, 2014
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RT @sjsharkie: not just pants, but jersey, socks, etc: https://t.co/Yh2kuGlkRJ @kethryvis @IAmJericho @TBLightning
Apr 4, 2014
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One day, LSI WebBIOS will have to use itself and the world ends. #failureinUI
Mar 28, 2014
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RT @teefury: Who wants to win 6 free grab bag tees? Just retweet this and you'll be entered. Winner chosen in 1 hour... http://www.teefury.com/
Mar 25, 2014
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Worst. Chest burster. EVAR. https://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Mar 24, 2014
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Mar 22, 2014
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Pondered going to Drive-in to see @TheMuppets Most Wanted movie, then remembered I didn't hook FM antenna in on new radio. #schadenfreude
Mar 22, 2014
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RT @brodiebrazilCSN: Exclusive CSN camera angle of @Burnzie88 sniping #sjsharks 3rd goal… https://twitter.com/brodieb...
Mar 21, 2014
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Hey @SIRIUSXM I wouldn't call only sports and Canada channels a "subscription update" but c'est la vie!
Mar 20, 2014
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Relevant info: Wienerschnitzel has dipped cones. And a Drive-Thru window. Together. #mindblown
Mar 19, 2014
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Stephen Mack
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Lisa L. Seifert
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Whoa and FF is importing tweets again.
- Neal Krummell
Trying to find my waking pace. Midway point is Psycho Donuts. Yay nutrients! https://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Mar 3, 2013
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I've been worse places to kill an hour. https://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Mar 3, 2013
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*CAUTION: This is LOUD* Type "do the harlem shake" into the search bar on YouTube. Press enter. Wait 15 seconds.
Mar 1, 2013
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Dear brain: Yes, creating a line of Star Wars-themed mobility devices is awesome for many, but blaring out IMPERIAL WALKERS ARE THE FUTURE?
Feb 28, 2013
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Ho boy... @thewigglyolive picked out my shirt for today: "It has kitties!"
Feb 26, 2013
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Ugh, these pants warmers take forever to get everything up to temp. https://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Feb 23, 2013
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Stephen Mack
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Some people have a doorman, we have a door princess with entourage. https://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Feb 21, 2013
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Stephen Mack
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Yo dawg, I heard you like outlets, so we put them in these cars in Gilroy! At the outlets! #badjoke https://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Feb 17, 2013
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Nothing says Valentine's Day like a giant penis drawn in lipstick on a windshield down the street.
Feb 14, 2013
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Nothing like waking up to your head thudding off the wall at 0430.
Feb 11, 2013
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6ft tall unfinished DVD shelf: yours for $5 or best offer. Tiara not included. http://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Feb 10, 2013
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Time to clean off the desk in search of SD cards for the Raspberry Pi.
Feb 10, 2013
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Well, that's a new fix for non-booting: remove a cable from the mobo and let the 2-disk mirror boot on only one disk. HOMEWARD! #FUFRIDAY
Feb 9, 2013
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Who has two thumbs and forgot he was going to the game with @djmelvis tonight? http://twitter.com/tarzxf...
Feb 6, 2013
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95 days to go: flights, car and hotel booked. Florida, you've been warned.
Feb 5, 2013
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Stephen Mack
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Dear vendors: understand how time zones work, and that desk phone numbers can now roll over to mobile phones now. #grump
Jan 30, 2013
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Stephen Mack
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