RT @piersmorgan: "England are a better team without Kevin Pietersen" - so said Timothy 'Buffet' Bresnan.
Aug 28, 2012
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Blimey, Tim Bresnan is ordinary.
Aug 28, 2012
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Starc was the hero this year. Next year he WILL PLAY Ashes. He will be the enemy. @Yorkshireccc @YCCCDizzy
Aug 28, 2012
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RT @DaftLimmy: WARNING. Do not use Tweetdeck at the moment, it's been hacked and is storing passwords for hackers. Please RT.
Aug 26, 2012
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“@DaftLimmy: WARNING. Do not use Tweetdeck at the moment, it's been hacked and is storing passwords for hackers. Please RT.” !!!!
Aug 26, 2012
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RT @DaftLimmy: Neil Armstrong helped sell the biggest lie ever sold to humanity, in the name of anti-communist, Cold War one-upmanship.
Aug 25, 2012
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Cannot wait for The Spa. I wouldn't be surprised if it breaks all audience records on Living. @DerrenLitten wrote it.
Aug 23, 2012
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"nobody wants Windows Phone 8" - Leo Laporte, Macbreak Weekly. @maryjofoley
Aug 22, 2012
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"nobody wants Windows Phone 8" - Leo Laporte, Macbreak Weekly. @thurrott
Aug 22, 2012
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Who'd buy a DVD of cricket training starring the three Boycotts? G. Boycott, @FredBoycott and their dad Boring Boycott. I'd #digin my wallet
Aug 21, 2012
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Anyone watch that limmy show on BBC Scotland? A few good characters but more miss than hit
Aug 19, 2012
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SA vs Eng and no one... NO ONE has timed their drives as well as @Sarah_Taylor30 . There is no difference in batting skills between sexes.
Aug 18, 2012
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Time to watch Best of Match Game DVD. Many of the best one-liners were written by @thegizwiz
Aug 17, 2012
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RT @piersmorgan: Superb fightback 50 from Jonny Bairstow....a real chip off the old block. #RIPDavidBairstow
Aug 17, 2012
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“@DaftLimmy: Please RT if ye dish it oot but ye cannae take it back.” I love it when you are mean to us. Destroy all we hold dear.
Aug 15, 2012
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RT @piersmorgan: Flower & Strauss would drop @usainbolt if they ran Jamaica's Olympic team - 'too bold, brash, selfish and cocky for our liking'.
Aug 12, 2012
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RT @DaftLimmy: I could be any of them, is what I was thinking. Somehow I'm able to do what that guy was doing. I'm able to be in the situation of the mum.
Aug 11, 2012
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In 2008 @michellemalkin called Paul Ryan"pro-bailout, anti-free market" http://michellemalkin.com/2008...
Aug 11, 2012
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my sources inside ECB tell me @FredBoycott was considered for Lords Test but rejected by Flower on "team unity" grounds. Snakes.
Aug 11, 2012
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Wrote to Royal Mail suggesting we paint Pudsey postbox Platinum in honour of @FredBoycott - reply back contained 4 swear words. Snakes.
Aug 10, 2012
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Somewhere in Headingley, a man sits alone eating rhubarb, muttering to himself and dreaming of a recall. He is @FredBoycott
Aug 6, 2012
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I bought KP some vouchers to @FredBoycott School Of Cricket. He ripped em up in disgust.
Aug 3, 2012
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RAW Ratings down 22%! Bring @JRsBBQ back!
Jul 31, 2012
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Jul 24, 2012
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Bopara you fucking idiot. Why are you playing at balls like that?
Jul 23, 2012
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RT @DaftLimmy: I will screenshot this tweet at 80+ retweets. http://twitter.com/DaftLim...
Jul 21, 2012
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RT @DaftLimmy: I will screenshot this tweet at 40+ retweets. http://twitter.com/DaftLim...
Jul 21, 2012
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RT @DaftLimmy: I will screenshot this tweet at 20+ retweets. http://twitter.com/DaftLim...
Jul 21, 2012
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RT @DaftLimmy: I will screenshot this tweet at 10+ retweets.
Jul 21, 2012
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Send for @FredBoycott for God sake. Just bloody block and leave! It's common sense.
Jul 20, 2012
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Remember when wrestling was red hot and it didn't feel hard spending money to watch it on PPV because you knew @JRsBBQ would be calling?
Jul 16, 2012
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