I'm blaming every single person in the world (except @torrez and @amberdawn) for @mlkshk having to shut down. You had your chance people.
May 6, 2014
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Jordan Brock
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RT @mhodgson2: Valid ruby: class Fish; def 🔪; puts "🍣"; end; end 🐟 = Fish.new 🐟.🔪 => 🍣
May 5, 2014
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RT @reselsnark: Commission of Audit Budget: 1 mill Spent: 2.5 mill Why yes, I'll take advice from them on saving money #CoA #auspol https://t.co/GJpPtuNlcm
May 5, 2014
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This is how you bike lane: http://instagram.com/p...
May 5, 2014
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PER achieved.
May 3, 2014
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SYD ✈ PER
May 3, 2014
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In Australia. We sat on the Tarmac for an hour before taking off because of a mechanical issue. Not what you want before a 15 hour flight.
May 2, 2014
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Take me home, Sweet Virgin (Australia) https://twitter.com/jordanb...
May 2, 2014
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Ah, bogans in singlets at airports: the cringeworthy embarrassment that doesn't stop embarrassing.
May 2, 2014
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If I'd made this trip 5 years ago I would have spent about $2,000 on SMS. Now it's all free thanks to iMessage.
May 2, 2014
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Is this the first potentially sane thing that @newtgingrich has ever said? https://t.co/64A2NSKzi4
May 2, 2014
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RT @5Senses: There are over half a million coffee producing families in Colombia. That's a lot of families @caravelacoffee @StFrankCoffee @benbicknell
May 2, 2014
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Here's a picture of our Prime Minister getting punched in the face. Via @reddit http://i.imgur.com/TvNYmuL.jpg https://twitter.com/jordanb...
May 2, 2014
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First @Uber ride. That shit is the bomb. I can see the West Aust govt banning it though, cos they're dicks. Cc @tuckergperry
May 2, 2014
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The wifi @intellivenice is powered by Meraki. It's 2004-retro.
May 1, 2014
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Hey Australia, what are you people doings to the country while I'm away?
May 1, 2014
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This is all over everywhere, but it's because it's brilliant: why programming sucks. http://stilldrinking.org/program...
May 1, 2014
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Heading to @intellivenice to kill some time before my flight.
May 1, 2014
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A woman just tried to walk onto the plane with a suitcase, backpack, handbag and a painting!
May 1, 2014
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Goddamn it. Flight from Philly to LAX delayed until 9:30 tonight. At least I'm not at the airport yet.
Apr 30, 2014
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Also, more beggars in Philly than any other city I've ever been in. Not homeless necessarily, just begging.
Apr 28, 2014
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RT @avestal: It's not just that Snow Crash predicted Google Glass ("gargoyles")--it predicted that everyone would HATE those camera-carrying bastards.
Apr 28, 2014
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Philadelphia City centre smells mostly of cheesesteaks and week old garbage.
Apr 28, 2014
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Enjoying a fine coffee in @gruber town.
Apr 28, 2014
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Driving down the New Jersey turnpike on a Saturday night. As you do.
Apr 27, 2014
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So, I happened to be in New York when my niece got engaged, which was nice.
Apr 26, 2014
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The pickup area of La Guardia airport is the centre of the universe for incredibly bad driving and parking skills.
Apr 26, 2014
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MDW ✈ LGA
Apr 26, 2014
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Tonight I was "Runner Up" at @neofuturists https://twitter.com/jordanb...
Apr 26, 2014
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Attn Chicagoans: asking me for directions is sub-optimal
Apr 25, 2014
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