Just posted a new episode of Kickin' Ads with Jack and Jeff, the Wheat Thins of podcasts! /cc @thepolishjack http://www.kickinads.com/?p=54
Mmm, don\'t mind if I do, thank you J. K. Rowling! http://tennesseesugar.com/2011...
Just signed up for FloatHope. If you sign up, I earn votes for which charity gets featured! http://launch.floathope.com/... via @GoFloatHope
Hey @Evernote, I can't seem to sync (and neither can others from checking Twitter). What's the deal? When will it be back up?
OH: "Tumblr is growing on the backs of porn." You make your own joke here.
Don't worry, that's just on Twitter. In real life, I'm half the man you are, ya big stud. @thePolishJack
My wife and I are watching a Michael Ian Black marathon tonight and then we're going to breathe to stay alive. #halftrue @michaelianblack
Quarterback Tim Tebow threw 316 yards today. Not so impressive until you learn they were back yards.
I'm so excited that Timmy T-Ball threw that thing on the premiere of Downton Flabby. It was awesome. #trendbaittweet
Wanted: Twitter app that alerts me when all the <sporting event> tweets are over. Again: people aren't good proxies for content. #bahhumball
Hey @stumbleupon, can we get these for the office? RT @katies I knew that new year resolution wouldn't last very long. http://twitter.com/KatieS...
"Credit not the speaker but the words; for even a fool can accidentally speak wisdom." --me again :) /cc:@thePolishJack
"Better to be criticized for your honesty than praised for your lies." --me :)
RT @N_Mancini: @jeddings check out #StatusQueue: Startup Weekend Syracuse - studentsandbox http://t.co/5XgOBndG
It might be cold, but at least the skies are Claire, just like this year's Fourth of Julie. #stretch #modernfamilyweather
It's almost like Ariel Winter out there, like they have in the midwest. #tooeasy #modernfamilyweather
Luke at the temperature@ No-lan (lyin') here, it is freezing Gould outside. #modernfamilyweather
34 degrees? It's Phil Dunphy cold outside (as in it's Ty Brrrrrell). #modernfamilyweather
My flight from Los Angeles to Oakland just took 40 minutes on @southwest... Is that even physically possible? Nice!
Egg rolls while we wait to meet with CBS... http://t.co/97TLgyLE
RT @hunterwalk: @gmc "Finally, our front-end is as good as our back-end" #PornOrStumbleUponRedesign :) Congrats, site looks great
I'm not a Gold member, but it pays to know someone who is! http://t.co/LC0iw6Wi
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What's that? You hunger for fun facts about the US Presidents? Wait no longer, adoring crowds: http://t.co/Y8R8UlME
RT @joshacagan: "Weird" Al Yoshinoya #fastfoodmusicians