Dan Liebke

Balder than some, taller than most, always partial to a home-cooked lamb roast
In space, no one can hear you (tractor) beam. http://www.popularmechanics.com/technol...
Godzilla's urine - how are we dealing with this looming problem? http://deepseanews.com/2014...
Wait. There’s a Blade Runner 2 now? For the love of electric sheep dreams, why? http://www.avclub.com/article...
Bless you, Patton Oswalt. http://mashable.com/2014...
I will forever maintain that Deep Blue Sea is criminally underrated. They're super-intelligent sharks, people! http://io9.com/a-chart...
Oh, FFS. At least count down from 12, you twits. #SBSEurovision
So, what number is the scoring system based on? #SBSEurovision
Children of the Corniverse. #SBSEurovision
Interestingly, these two are also identical twins who love a good see-saw ride. #SBSEurovision
RT @K_Danga: Reservoir Danes #SBSEurovision
Swhistlerland. #SBSEurovision
The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Eurovision singer. #SBSEurovision
Keytar? Prrffrt. Does it enclose the largest area for a given number of keys? No? Then, advantage: circular keyboard. #SBSEurovision
Singing Russian see-saw Eurovision twins is the reason Gorbachev invented perestroika. #SBSEurovision
Churn something, grow a beard or get off the stage, Sweden. #SBSEurovision
Nice X-Men promo. #SBSEurovision
Oh, Poland. You had me at shameless cleavage flaunting. #SBSEurovision
This dude needs somebody climbing a trapeze behind him. #SBSEurovision
I want to move to Iceland. #SBSEurovision
Georgia didn’t make it and yet they’re the only performers who could (at least partially) survive being thrown from a plane. #SBSEurovision
Mauboy’s lack of parachute and/or beard her undoing. #SBSEurovision
Sadly, this seems to have already been taken down: http://t.co/n4w2qqMBJJ—204471
Fuckin' Poison. Always with the lies. http://mentalfloss.com/article...
That 2 day, 13 hour option is a terrible one. http://time.com/88354...
More people cranky at Comixology - http://comicbook.com/blog...
Somehow this spam eluded gmail’s filters: ‘Dan, have you noticed how you have become so fat and hopeless? Of course not.’ Of course I have!
There doesn’t seem to be a slot for me to tweet links to articles such as this. Strange. http://qz.com/199806...
Scientists have built an off-switch for the brain. No, not scientists, the other one. Mark Zuckerberg. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home...
As long as somebody can, that’s the important thing. http://news.sciencemag.org/brain-b...
Oscar Wilde action figure - ‘Barbed witticisms not included’. http://www.amazon.com/exec...