Cody Heitschmidt

I do not subscribe just because u subscribe 2 me... Please just engaged some conversation & we will live on in happiness or hate each other in the funnest way !
Presenting today at #RGSummit4 ... anybody here?
Holy cow I am behind on to do list... anybody need some to dos to do... cheap..
People do know that there's a difference between not being consumed with what people think of you and just acting like a moron... right?
In the big scheme of things... its friday.
Here's an idea.. lets start a group and we just vote on what commenters on websites need punched in the throat. Simple majority vote.
Shouldn't this damn computer be smart enough to learn to auto correct my cuss words?
"let's get a puppy" they said...
I truly believe twitter makes the world smarter... more snarky and sarcastic and a little more assholey... but smarter too.
I want to just sit and RT all day... but then my mind says "hey dipshit, it would be cool if you tweet something original" i dont know
I read tweets and laugh... but then for just a moment I hope the person also understands working to achieve something... I'm getting old.
Coworkers have Ice Cream treats... offered me one... could be an assassination plot. Please tell my family I love them.
what if we worked 2 days a week and then recovered for five..? #justsaying #dontknockittilyoutryit
RT @CoachNac: John Wooden won 10 NCAA championships w/3 rules: 1.Be on time 2.No profanity 3.Never criticize a teammate I'm good at 1 & 3. Shitty at #2.
RT @SocratesQuot: The secret to happiness, you see, is not in gaining more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.
RT @CarnesGeorge: @codyks - David Copperfield once said "people who live in glass houses often have a very nice tan" Paraphrased...😝
RT @WellnessWorksHC: @codyks The irony of this quote is that it was actually Teddy Roosevelt who said this. Lincoln hated the internet.
Some quotes you read on the internet might not be historically accurate - Abraham Lincoln
RT @LCplSwofford: “A million Marines can not take Tarawa in a hundred years." — Japanese admiral before Marines took the island in 3 days
Have you seen the jimmy johns commercial that is in Japanese... umm... whys that in Japanese?
My nose hairs are turning gray. Its all downhill from here. Thanks for all the laughs. Been good knowing you.
We I think of barefoot and blue jeans... I dont want to see @jakeowen 's barefeet in my head or him in blue jeans... but its damn sure there
try this --> Just one time a day don't try to tweet something for the sake of retweet or fav... just say something you would actually say.
tweet o' the day-> "@WittyPhotos I don't know about you, but I have thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child."
Hey lets spend a whole bunch of time today talking about McDonalds new mascot.
Have I mentioned my thoughts on auto validation crap on twitter? Yes I have! but I will again... QUIT IT and talk to people to see if real!
Sooner or later in life doesn't everyone have to finally just quit blaming others and fix at least some of their own mess?
RT @jb_sc: @codyks The wiseassery is good. The jackassery - not so much. ;)
U know what I like on twitter? People who know the difference between truly witty sarcastic wiseassery and being vulgar for attention.
I think maybe I need to intentionally follow some grown up, serious, mature people. <-- thats a little Monday night humor right there.