Yuval Atzmon

Technology explorer, independent consultant, likes solving problems and making things work.
The lack of punchline is the punchline: http://anti-joke.com/
RT @ScottBourne: When the "customer service" line answers w/recording "All of our agents are busy" that means "BOTH" of our agents are busy.
"Pwned By the owner": http://www.youtube.com/watch... Watched this 3 times in the past few days and it's still funny.
RT @diveintomark: Wait, Steve rejected his own liver? Fuck, my app doesn't stand a chance.
מחפש חברות ישראליות שמפתחות על Umbraco. שמות?
RT @Jon_Ferrara: RT @randschulman: "So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor"
RT @arnonrgo: Jerry Hildenbrand : Android coding vs WP7 coding -- one developer's conclusions http://www.androidcentral.com/android...
RT @codinghorror: want to feel old today? "What are the Windows a:\ and b:\ drives used for?" http://superuser.com/questio...
RT @M_Ahmadinejad: Despite our differences, the Great Satan and Iran have many similarities. Example:"freelance web designer" means unemployed in both nations.
RT @CECRM: Microsoft Dynamics CRM 2011 Virtual Launch http://crm.dynamics.com/online... #mscrm
RT @Carnage4Life: The anatomy of a perfect landing page. Super interesting - http://www.formstack.com/the-ana...
RT @TheOnion: E-Mail From Aunt Accidentally Opened http://www.theonion.com/article...
RT @JMBucknall: Wacky. How to have any color you want for your BSOD, not just blue: http://blogs.technet.com/b...
RT @willia4: Turned off autocorrect on the ipad after it turned "C3PO" into "capo". Some things, I won't put up with.
RT @therealadam: I want to see a hacker movie where the protagonist just stares in confusion at a stack trace for a few minutes. No typing, no chatter.
RT @splattne: This changes everything... RT @mikkohypponen Wow....just wow. http://www.ding.net/wikilea...
RT @NathanBowers: You can also learn drawing by ignoring your math teacher. http://www.boingboing.net/2010... via @austinkleon
RT @ceoSteveJobs: My wife is holding it wrong. Again.
I should change the title on my business card to Problem Solver.
The cat went all Pet Sematary on me, sent her out to chill.
Upgrading a CRM 4.0 Custom Workflow Activity to CRM 2011: http://blogs.msdn.com/b... #mscrm #crm2011
RT @Queen_UK: Royal hangover. Had the Middletons over to Windsor (at their insistence). Kate's mother can drink Guinness like no one one has ever met.
Boring meetings have a purpose: going through my desktop and temp folders deleting old files I'll never need or read.
RT @ikurtev: Social Activity Dashboard sample on the CRM Team Blog: http://blogs.msdn.com/b... . Now this is good stuff! #MSCRM #MSDYNCRM
When you claim my service is buggy because the application you wrote to test it doesn't work, your test app is usually my first suspect.
RT @johannal: "If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
RT @hackernewsbot: How Israel handles airport security... http://www.thestar.com/news...
RT @Jason_Pollock: A Dad joins Facebook. His Kid writes "WTF! Dad joined FB!" Dad asks kid what is "WTF?" Kid replies: Welcome To Facebook!