Abhishek

I'll cry like a little girl the day a Nagraj or Dhruv or Doga movie comes out.

Wren and Martin have been the overlords of English since the inception of time.

If Street cred was decided from the number of lines I code. I would've been the Joe Pesci of Chennai.

Binge drinking extraordinare. (@ Gateway Hotel Taj) https://t.co/DimgWEAEFN

Beer!!

Crushes. #SchoolMemories

My Dad is not my Hero. He is the parameter I measure my Heroes with.

Bad advice is not good. Bad examples are worse.

Pran jaye, par unki legacy na jaye... #RiP

England vs India series during independence day. Suspicious...

And who knows, maybe there IS life after death....

RT @ShivasProdigy: And now it's official “@the_hindu: Too much twitter may drive you psychotic, claims study http://t.co/it9q4L2Y7z”

15 for 4? What is this? Parle G biscuits Ad!? #IndvsEng

LEGO store in @Flipkart . Bye bye wallet. :(

RT @OMGPriyaMalik: Your photo looks great with that jaundice filter. Seriously.

Wine. <3

Asshole.

I'm going to punch the next who completes the sentence starting with 'Honey' by saying Singh.

So jao bc.

Check this out! :D @NathanFillion https://twitter.com/gunducc...

So Kindle. Yes or no?

Tera shauq chadha hai..

Parle - G. Because you can't eat emoji. #bye

Yeh toh bhai romantic ho gaya.

Emotional fool hai.

The snazziest moth I've ever seen JUST strolled in. #amaze https://twitter.com/gunducc...

Swag.

This. Today. #nom https://twitter.com/gunducc...

Sex

Eating a chocolate brownie isn't hard. Eating just one is.

RT @ShivasProdigy: Shit. I'm a man “@TheBoydP: I don't know I didn't see it I didn't read it I didn't look I didn't ask I didn't do it I didn't notice ~Men”

There's something about me, interviews and borrowed shoes.